what-the-hooves:

depplyinlove:

what-the-hooves:

depplyinlove:

Today my friend called me a walking book about Johnny Depp

well aren’t we all? together we could become an encyclopedia

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dass what i’m talking about! 

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tea-with-johnny13:

depplyinlove:

bybyeblackbird:

skankydepphead:

depplyinlove:

I totally have not seen the Mortdecai trailer 20+ times…. 

I totally have not screamed every time

I totally have not giggled like a buffoon at the end every time

I totally have not showed this trailer to every person I’ve met since it came out. 

I totally havent saved every gif on my phone from it because its so funny and awesome

bybyeblackbird:

Reasons why Johnny Depp should never be allowed to do interviews.

  • Stranger: I hate Johnny Depp.
  • Me: 
  • Stranger: 
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  • Police: So basically, his house started to burn out of nowhere?

helena-bonham-carterr:

helena bonham carter does the als ice bucket challenge!

depparadisburtoncarter:

You’ve changed.

Have you fallen out of love with me?

-No

Have you?

“Gentlemen, my lady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!”

"Don’t underestimate yourself… You’re the third smartest person I know."